{"id":148,"date":"2004-01-22T01:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-22T01:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2004\/01\/22\/stephanie\/index.php"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"stephanie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2004\/01\/22\/stephanie\/index.php","title":{"rendered":"stephanie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stephanie and i broke up over a year ago, and since then i&#8217;ve only seen her a few times. i think maybe 3.  several month ago she had a kid named Hunter.  i know i&#8217;ve already posted this several times in my journal, but still i must reiterate that it still shocks me every time someone my age, who i know, has a kid. so weird! anyways, i&#8217;m not big on babies.  they kinda make me nervous, and i&#8217;m definitely not down to hold them, but if someone makes one, i feel like i should probably go see it.  so here and there i&#8217;ve talked to steph and we&#8217;ve tentatively planned to meet up at some point so i could check out this baby.<\/p>\n<p>today she calls me out of the blue and says that she&#8217;s in my neighborhood and is down to stop by with her baby.  so she comes over. sooooooo weird! i gotta say, it was truly bizarre to see her w\/ a kid.  her son was 5 months old already so he was pretty big and could smile and stuff by now.  so we kicked it for a bit and talked about her son and life and stuff. turns out she is probably gonna move to nebraska! crazy eh? well maybe 8 or 9 minutes later the baby started crying and getting antsy, so she took off.  luckily i never got asked to hold it or anything&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gallery.consumerreview.com\/webcrossing\/images\/steph_kid.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>-v<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stephanie and i broke up over a year ago, and since then i&#8217;ve only seen her a few times. i think maybe 3. several month ago she had a kid named Hunter. i know i&#8217;ve already posted this several times in my journal, but still i must reiterate that it still shocks me every time &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2004\/01\/22\/stephanie\/index.php\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;stephanie&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-san-francisco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}