{"id":171,"date":"2004-02-25T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-25T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2004\/02\/25\/here-come-the-floods\/index.php"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"here-come-the-floods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2004\/02\/25\/here-come-the-floods\/index.php","title":{"rendered":"here come the floods"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>sharon called me today to ask me how i was surviving the flood.  the flood? turns out she was watching the news in LA and they were showing people floating down the street in a boat in Daly City.  hrm, that&#8217;s odd.  so i assured sharon that i didnt have a clue as to what she was talking about, that there was no flood, and that i would let her know if i saw any signs of flooding. i got off the phone and walked up to jamba juice. &#8220;jamba juice will be closed for the rest of the day due to flooding.&#8221;  turns out later that sfsu was closed today due to flooding also. sheez, how come i&#8217;m always the last to know about anything??<\/p>\n<p>-v<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sharon called me today to ask me how i was surviving the flood. the flood? turns out she was watching the news in LA and they were showing people floating down the street in a boat in Daly City. hrm, that&#8217;s odd. so i assured sharon that i didnt have a clue as to what &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2004\/02\/25\/here-come-the-floods\/index.php\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;here come the floods&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-san-francisco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}