{"id":200,"date":"2004-04-21T00:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T00:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2004\/04\/21\/more-car-troubles\/index.php"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"more-car-troubles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2004\/04\/21\/more-car-troubles\/index.php","title":{"rendered":"more car troubles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>as if there wasn&#8217;t enough damage done to my car already&#8230;  yesterday i noticed that there was something wrong w\/ the little door that covers my gas cap.  it was bent and wouldn&#8217;t close all the way.  how the hell does that happen&#8230; unless someone tried to force it open??  when i got the thing open, the gas cap beneath was totally loose.  ugh.  so, seeing as my car was beat up the other day, i started wondering if maybe someone had tried to pry open my gas tank to put something in there?  i dismissed that as just a paranoid thought&#8230; until all of a sudden my &#8220;check engine&#8221; light came on. Fuck.<\/p>\n<p>*v<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>as if there wasn&#8217;t enough damage done to my car already&#8230; yesterday i noticed that there was something wrong w\/ the little door that covers my gas cap. it was bent and wouldn&#8217;t close all the way. how the hell does that happen&#8230; unless someone tried to force it open?? when i got the thing &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2004\/04\/21\/more-car-troubles\/index.php\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;more car troubles&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-san-francisco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}