there’s this new reality tv show out called “the assistant”. dude, this shit is soooo damn funny. i love reality tv and i love andy dick, so this show is totally perfect. it’s so hillarious how much he fucks w\/ the contestants. on the very first episode, before the show even really starts, he comes down the stairs yelling “elimination time bitches!” and cuts one of the contestants. he makes them all sleep on these tiny cots in his garage and wakes them up in the mornings w\/ a loud siren. he gives them this huge thousand page book called “the life and times of andy dick” and makes them memorize it. the whole thing is just so absurd!<\/p>\n
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there’s this new reality tv show out called “the assistant”. dude, this shit is soooo damn funny. i love reality tv and i love andy dick, so this show is totally perfect. it’s so hillarious how much he fucks w\/ the contestants. on the very first episode, before the show even really starts, he comes … Continue reading “assistant”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-san-francisco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}