{"id":782,"date":"2006-08-07T13:12:45","date_gmt":"2006-08-07T20:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2006\/08\/07\/no-way-out\/index.php"},"modified":"2018-06-06T13:58:25","modified_gmt":"2018-06-06T20:58:25","slug":"no-way-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2006\/08\/07\/no-way-out\/index.php","title":{"rendered":"no way out?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>aug 2nd\/3rd<\/p>\n<p>i was starting to think that there would be no way for me to leave Camaguay.  each thing i tried, one thing after another didnt seem to work.  my guidebook was useless as far as getting any info, and i\u00c2\u00b4ve spent a fortune in cab fares trying to  figure out how to leave.  would i be stuck here forever??  here\u00c2\u00b4s what happened:<\/p>\n<p>camguay has a bus station and a train station, but neither is conveniently located and they\u00c2\u00b4re a pain to get to.  the bu statsing is especially bad, being 3km outside of town.  on the 2nd, i went to the trains station to get tickets.  after waiting forever, i talked to a lady who told me that tonight\u00c2\u00b4s train was at 4:30am and tomorrow\u00c2\u00b4s train was at 1:20 am.  ouch.  both of those are pretty shitty times.  maybe i\u00c2\u00b4d have better luck with the bus?  the bus station is hella far away, but i end up forking over cash to take a bike taxi over there.<\/p>\n<p>the maze of a bus station is really confusing, but eventualy i find the right office.  i ask about Astro buses leaving tomorrow, but apparently taking one is not possible, though i can\u00c2\u00b4t understand what she says is the reason.  then i ask about the other bus company.  she says i can put my name on the list, and opens up a book with a TON of names already in it.  ugh.  what\u00c2\u00b4re the chances of that working out?  for the hell of it, i put my name down and leave.<\/p>\n<p>looks like the train station is my best bet, so i go back there (all the way across town).  i tell the lady who i spoke to earlier that i want to buy tickets for the 1am train.  &#8220;this is not possible&#8221;.  apparently, i need to come back the following dfay to buy tix since you cant buy a day in advance.  great.  on my way out, i notice a huge schedule of trains posted on the walls.  according to the schedule, there should be a train passing through in my direction at 1:15pm.  i as kan attendant if there is a train at 1:15PM.  he says yes.  i ask him again if he is SURE. and if it\u00c2\u00b4s *PM*.  i repeat &#8220;del dia&#8221; which means during the day several times.  he says yes, and that i can buy tickets for it at noon tomorrow.  i ask him again, if he is sure.  yes, yes.<\/p>\n<p>the next day i show up at noon, sweating like an animal from carrying my pack in the heat.  there is a mob at the ticket window.  i wait.  at 12:30, the mob is only partrially gone.  i\u00c2\u00b4m starting to worry i wont buy my ticket on time.  finally, i get to the front and then am told that this is the wrong line and i need to go into a different office.  i go ther and ask about the 1:15pm train.  &#8220;there is no 1pm train&#8230; only 1:20am&#8221;.  WHAT!!??  i tell them that i talked to a man yesterday and he assured me there was.  they just shrug.  i then tell them that there is a huge sign outside w\/ a train schedule.  when i mention the sign, the woman just starts laughing.  &#8220;no es correcto&#8221;.  nice.  wonderfull.  now what?  i guess my only option is to buy tix for the train that night.  but no, that\u00c2\u00b4s not possible either.  i have to come back after 5 for that.<\/p>\n<p>sheeeez.  how do i get out of this town?!  then i remember my name on that long list of names at the bus station.  should i spend the cab fare to go all the way down there and try?  may as well.  i get to the bus station, and soon there is a small mob of tourists standing aroun d a lady w\/ a clipboard.  everyone is looking nervous.  it\u00c2\u00b4s obvious not all of us will be leaving a winner.  the woman starts calling off names.  after several, miraculously, my name comes up.  holy shit!  i go into the office and get a bus ticket.  walking back out, push through the sea of unhappy toursists, still waiting and hoping to be called&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>i was so happy.  phew!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>aug 2nd\/3rd i was starting to think that there would be no way for me to leave Camaguay. each thing i tried, one thing after another didnt seem to work. my guidebook was useless as far as getting any info, and i\u00c2\u00b4ve spent a fortune in cab fares trying to figure out how to leave. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2006\/08\/07\/no-way-out\/index.php\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;no way out?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cuba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=782"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":853,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions\/853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}