{"id":785,"date":"2006-08-09T11:41:36","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T18:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2006\/08\/09\/should-i-hand-over-my-pants\/index.php"},"modified":"2018-06-06T13:57:59","modified_gmt":"2018-06-06T20:57:59","slug":"should-i-hand-over-my-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2006\/08\/09\/should-i-hand-over-my-pants\/index.php","title":{"rendered":"should i hand over my pants?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aug 6th<\/p>\n<p>i woke up in the morning not feeling too well.  doh, it was bound to happen sometime, but really it wasn&#8217;t too bad.  i wasn&#8217;t up for running around town though, so i grabbed some breakfast in a hotel cafe and then got online there.  at one point, i had to use the bathroom, but when i went in there, no toilet paper.  damn it.  so, i go to the person working at the desk.  i tell him that there is no toilet paper, and he just looks at me and shrugs.  dude, you&#8217;ve got to be kidding me.  ok,  this was some tiny crappy hole in the wall place, it wouldn&#8217;t surprise me that they have no tp.  but this isn&#8217;t a 3$ per night Thailand shack&#8230; this is a nice hotel, where the rooms start at 40$ a night.  how could a place like this not provide something so basic.  i ask him how can it be that there&#8217;s no tp in this whole hotel.  he tells me that there might be tp in the rooms, just not in the lobby.  i just stare at him.  finally, he stops what he is doing, tears off a piece of perforated printer paper, and hands it to me.  you have got to fucking be kidding me.  he wants me to use *printer paper*??!!  i was SO pissed.  looking back on it, i wish i had actually gone ahead and used the printer paper, and then handed it back to him when finished.<\/p>\n<p>with the weather looking dreary, and some time to kill before my bus, i decided to check out the cigar factory on the edge of town.  i paid a taxi to get there, but when i walked up to the door, everything was shut.  a lady told me that the factory &#8220;is on vacation&#8221;.  wow.  sometimes i just have the most amazing luck.<\/p>\n<p>back in town, i get stopped by yet another hustler.  this guy, David,  wants to &#8220;practice his English&#8221;. uh-huh.  i have nothing better to do, so i agree.  he went into extensive details about how hard it is to live in Cuba.  everything is expensive.  most Cubans make little over 10$ a *month*, which barely is enough to get them the necessities.  stuff like Nike shoes (3 year old styles) cost like 50$.  a CD discman costs like 80$.  it&#8217;s practically impossible to buy any of these items on the money they make&#8230; unless you are one of the lucky few.  <\/p>\n<p>people who work with tourists usually make quite a bit of money.  for instance, if you own a  casa particular, you can make 600$-$1200 a month, and would only have to pay $150 in taxes, leaving you with a fortune.  people who work in the hotel industry of tourist restaurants who get tourist tips, also make a decent living.  policemen make a lot.  <\/p>\n<p>everyone else is poor and lives on the standard government wages.  even people who would make a fortune in the US like dentists or doctors, still make the standard $10-$15 a month here.  i asked him why everyone doesn&#8217;t just open their own casa particular then?  he says that most people don&#8217;t have what you need for that.  you need good beds, air-con, nice bathrooms, etc.  even simple things like bedsheets, not everyone has.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s a tough life here in Cuba, he says.  it&#8217;s a daily struggle just to get by.   there are very few things out there in the shops, and the stuff that is there, is too expensive to buy.  everything is a far cry from the happy socialist utopia described by Fidel.  actually there is another group of Cubans that is fairly well off&#8230; people who have relatives in the US.  they constantly get sent clothing, electronics, and money from their relatives.  i had actually read in my guidebook that economically, the influx of money to Cuba from people&#8217;s relatives is larger than any of it&#8217;s industries.<\/p>\n<p>we keep talking for a while about how tough it is in Cuba.  eventually, he asks if there&#8217;s any way that i could help him out.  could i give him some clothes.  clothes are really expensive here and anything that i could give him would really help him out.  i calculated how much clothing i&#8217;ve brought.  very little.  i tell him that i only brought the bare minimum to get by&#8230; 4 shirts, one pair of shorts, one pair of pants, some socks and boxers.  i really didn&#8217;t have any extra.  what about my pants, he asks?  couldn&#8217;t i just wear shorts?  i think about i for a bit&#8230; i guess i could.  the pants that i have with me are really old and pretty ragged.  i&#8217;ve actually thought many times that it&#8217;s about time to get rid of them anyways.  so i agree.  how about some underwear too, he asks hopefully.  i say no though.. that would just be weird.<\/p>\n<p>before i leave Santiago de Cuba, i go to grab a bite to eat in the cafeteria that i ate in last night.  inside,  fried chicken has been removed from the list of menu items up on the wall.  damn.    oh well, there is a list of 4 or 5 types of hamburgers, so i ask for one.  they don&#8217;t have it&#8230; nor do they have any of the others.  they only have one item available today and it\u00c2\u00b4s something i&#8217;ve never heard of.  when i walk outside, David asks what happened, and i tell him.  he says &#8220;ees sheet.  always, in cuba, always ees sheet.  never have nothing here.  just writing on the wall to say we have something&#8230; but never nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>in the end, i hand over my pants, and leave Santiago de Cuba.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aug 6th i woke up in the morning not feeling too well. doh, it was bound to happen sometime, but really it wasn&#8217;t too bad. i wasn&#8217;t up for running around town though, so i grabbed some breakfast in a hotel cafe and then got online there. at one point, i had to use the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/archives\/2006\/08\/09\/should-i-hand-over-my-pants\/index.php\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;should i hand over my pants?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cuba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=785"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":850,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions\/850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisisvlad.com\/werd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}