Incredibly Strange Wrestling

Wow, it’s been a long time since i’ve been to an event as wacky and out of control as this one. The whole thing is basically this mock wrestling match between all these totally insane wrestlers. It’s kinda hard to describe just how funny it is without pictures.

some matches:

these two dudes dressed up as a boy band fighting against santa and his crackhead elf. through the whole thing the boy band guys are doing these wacky dance moves while fighting, and in the meantime santa’s pants are falling off and the crackhead elf is staggering around on stage.

rasputin, this tiny 3 foot tall bearded old man, versus “the sheik of physique”, a huge 300 pound fat guy in a sheik costume. and not only that, but the referee for this match was a guy in a giant hotdog outfit.

and there were a bunch of other totally crazy matches. one of the guys wrestling was
macho sasquatcho, a guy in this crazy furry big foot costume. they also had this dude “el homo loco”, this wacky flamboyant guy wearing a tutu and humping his opponents to death when he got “flaming mad”. his cheerleaders were these girls called the “man-haters” who would go around making out w/ random girls in the audience. some of the wrestlers would actually jump from the second story of the dna lounge down to the ring below. and “injured” wrestlers were carried out of the ring by gorilla paramedics.

i dunno.. basically it was all just nuts. oh, and then there were the tortillas. the ad for the show asked audience members to bring tortillas.. so basically the whole time while this is going on the audience is throwing tortillas like crazy. tortillas are flung at the wrestlers, the announcers, the audience.. everywhere! pretty soon the wrestlers are wrestling in huge piles of tortilla scraps. by the end of the night there was tortilla covering every single inch of ground in the club.

-v