this happened a long time ago, but i just remembered it the other day and thought it was funny, so i’ll post about it anyways.
several years ago, elena, joey, and i drove down to LA for a party and i ended up getting crazy food poisoning. i was yacking like crazy over and over and over. we were at jerry’s deli and i was chilling in one of the stalls for a while getting ready to get sick yet again. at this point, some guy comes in, and i dont think he knew i was in there. after pissing, he walks up to the mirror and starts making all these crazy body builder poses. he’s flexing all his muscles, tapping them, etc… and then… he starts talking to his muscles!! “oh yeah, you guys are getting BIG eh? you’re looking GOOOOD. pretty soon you’ll be HUGE. oohhhh yeah!!!”
holy crap!! i couldnt believe that this dude was just gonna stand there and talk to his *muscles*. sheez.
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